7/24/2023 0 Comments Michael scott pedo stache![]() We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.”ģ6. So my bar for stunning is pretty high.”ģ5. “This morning I saw a YouTube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. And I grabbed one and it fit! So I don’t think that this is totally just a woman’s suit. “There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”ģ2. “They’re trying to make me an escape goat.”ģ1. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. “Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?”Ģ6. “I am running away from my responsibilities. “Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.”Ģ4. Learn how to take off a woman’s bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks.”Ģ3. “I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.”Ģ2. ![]() THE OFFICE - “Gay Witch Hunt” Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/06 - Pictured: (l-r) Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute, Steve Carell as Michael Scott (Photo by Justin Lubin/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)Ģ1. You could trick him into anything, and his innocence and good intentions is what makes him so redeemable as a character. Michael is probably the most gullible character on The Office, along with Erin. “When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?” “There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. “I’ve got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.”ġ9. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”ġ8. “Ryan’s about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. “I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. “And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.”ġ4. “You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.”ġ3. “‘You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?’ Raging Bull, Pacino.”ġ1. “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”ġ0. He gets away with a lot on The Office, and his made-up sayings are included.ĩ. And no one ever corrects him! It’s hilarious. It never gets old when Michael Scott messes up well-known phrases and adds his own touch to them. “I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.” So you know you are getting the best possible information.”ħ. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”ģ. ![]() Check them out below, categorized for your convenience. Unfortunately, the Steve Carell-led comedy left the platform for NBC’s own, Peacock, at the start of 2021, and we miss it dearly.įor all those Netflix users who miss Dunder Mifflin’s Regional Manager Michael Scott (Carell) and wish The Office was still available to stream on the site, we’re here to comfort you with the best of the best quotes from the series. Of course, Netflix has something to do with that, as although it’s no longer available on the streamer, the years it spent on Netflix reeled in a whole new fanbase of all ages. NBC’s The Office is still one of the most popular sitcoms to date, despite the show concluding back in 2013.
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